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Imagine a world where all transactions can be tracked on a single, linear chain of paper links. Centrally managed in a corner in my home office, each link in this chain represents a step forward into our collective future - a future that you can use your money to own a small part of.
Unlike other more complicated cryptocurrencies, BlockPaper is a concretecurrency based on real-world tangible assets that you can touch... well, you can't touch it. I can touch it. It's in my house and you're not allowed in my house.
BlockPaper is managed by me personally (and only me) and does not require consensus from other parties to validate transactions. This means that outside forces cannot takeover the BlockPaper network. This single-point decision system is what I refer to as our Proof of Paper (PoP) consensus algorithm.
Adding a new link to the chain is easy and affordable - based on how I'm feeling and your personal defintion of affordable. The starting price for a new link in the chain is $1.00 USD. This price is variable and based on a mathematical function. Essentially, the price is inversely correlated with how much I want to get off my chair and add a new link to the paper. Once the new link is added, I'll send you a picture of it via email.
Every link in the chain can be transferred. Whenever you want to sell your link, just provide your secret key and target email account. Once payment has been received for the transfer fees, I'll strike a line through your name on the link and write the buyer's name in its place. I take $9.00 USD to broker the transaction. I don't collect payment for you though. You have to figure out how you get paid.
Unlike other blockchains that require environmentally dubious mining equipment, BlockPaper uses recyclable paper.
BlockPaper is unique in that it provides a way for people who distrust computers and technology in general to get in on this new and exciting form of gambling known as blockchain currency speculation.
The brilliance of BlockPaper is in its simplicity. There are no hard to understand schemes in place here that require a deep understanding of complicated math or computer science knowledge - there is just one simple scheme of adding paper links to a chain based on how much I care to add a link to the chain.
Buy a link in the chain by paying me using the secure form here.
Wait for me to get up, cut the paper, and glue the link onto the chain.
Contemplate that this is where you are in life. Think about how this is what money has become. Think about a world where money is no longer necessary. Consider going on a walk or calling an old friend.
Once you've received confirmation of your link being added to the BlockPaper network, share the evidence of your phenomenal decision making with the world!
This price can change at any time based on how I'm feeling or how busy I am.
People everywhere love BlockPaper. Here's what some satisfied, forward-thinking geniuses think who bought into BlockPaper!
BlockPaper is great! It's a way for me to store value securely in Michael's office on rings of paper. As an amateur / aspiring professional hide-and-seek competitor, I enjoy how hard it is to keep track of how much BlockPaper I actually own.
After losing all of my retirement money to Nigerian 419 scammers, I'm betting big on BlockPaper! It was the only cryptocurrency where I could LITERALLY see the blockchain. How can I pass that up?
As a traveling musician and father of 17 ficus plants, I really clicked with the idea of an analog data store for my blockchain based currency. I tried some of the big names: BTC, ETH, DOGE, etc., but they all lacked the soul that I found in BlockPaper! #BP4ME
After graduating, my student loan debt seemed insurmountable. Impulse buying 47,019 links on the BlockPaper blockchain has made me forget all of my old financial worries, which involved a lot of banking terms and didn't seem real, and replaced them with different, more concrete, financial problems that I have pictures of and can share on social media.
Below are some of the commonly asked questions we receive every day!
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Figure it out. I don't support that on this platform so you have to figure out another way to get paid for that. The owner is the person who has the secret key that you get when you buy a link. However you can transfer ownership of any link you own using our the transfer form found here.
Define "sound". Define "investment". Define "instrument".
Yes it is a good idea.
YOU'RE A JOKE.